Modern Language Enthusiasts Gifts

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Staff Yearbook

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Shell Fire

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'