Modern Slang Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

OMG.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"It's a dame!"

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

We leave grandpa alone until he finishes his cussword puzzle.

Things you say when you are officially old...

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"