Modern Slang Fan Gifts

OMG.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"OMG, LOL!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

First O.M.G. church.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Plays well with other people's $.

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

"Nobody understands my texts."

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Vampire getting spayed with bug spray

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Window Pain"