Modern Expressions Fan Gifts

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Supermom.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Medical Cabinet

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

OMG.

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

Bad Career Move

The iPad Players

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.