Expressions Fan Gifts

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Feel better, dear?"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Medical Cabinet

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"I can't see it lasting!"

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Mastering political faces.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Gallery of Expressionist Art

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

"I am communicating. One picture is worth a 1000 words!"

Salman Rushdie

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

Radio interview with mime artist.

"No man is an island, that's true, but I come pretty close."