Exaggerated Expression Fan Gifts

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

An exaggeration of estate agents

Medical Cabinet

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

King James II

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'Move back!'

'All my senses are very acute.'

'These young social workers now nothing, I used to see 5000 clients every day...'

Poor thing, doesn't grow at all.

"This is nothing like my near death experience."