Exaggerated Humor Fan Gifts

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The Snooze Bar.

Dynamite little combo

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Boomerang cow.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation