Exaggerated Humor Fan Pillows

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The Brothers Grime

Pastry Hat

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Dynamite little combo

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."