Comedic Exaggeration Fans Pillows

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

Fish Story

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Scuba Skater

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

LARGE FRONT

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."