Comedic Exaggeration Fan Pillows

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Knife-thrower.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Fish Story

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Scuba Skater

LARGE FRONT

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE: 'It says we should have nominated Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.'

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