Exaggerated Fashion Fan Pillows

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Return Of The Minipants

Elton John

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Crocodile Shoes

Builders fashion range

Fifty Gallon Head.

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing