Mismatched Fashion Fan Pillows

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Casual Thursday

The Return Of The Minipants

The Dandy

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Eclectic Chair

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Masked Ball

Fifty Gallon Head.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'