Mismatched Fashion Fan Gifts

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

Casual Thursday

The Dandy

The Return Of The Minipants

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Eclectic Chair

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Builders fashion range

Couple in Grey

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'