Fashion Mismatch Aficionado Gifts

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Flight Socks.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

The Eclectic Chair

How it started: How it's going

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Keeping Warm

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'So are you folks together?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

Anyone for tennis?

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

I smell feet ... Human feet. About six months ago, I was getting my car fixed, and on the wall of the garage, there was a sign that read, "Change worn shocks at 50,000 miles." I mistook "shocks" for socks."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"

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