Fashion Misfit Fan Gifts

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Return Of The Minipants

Elton John

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Builders fashion range

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.