Fashion Misfit Gifts

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

'I have to stop getting dressed in the dark.'

Sad Skier

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

He's my vaguely familiar.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

How about listening to music to help you exercise? Ok. I'll make you a playlist. Who do you like? Bach. Wow, nana. You are so hip! I haven't even heard him yet. He's an indie rocker, right? Very indie!

'I don't fit where I belong.'