Fashion Misfit Mugs

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

'I have to stop getting dressed in the dark.'

Sad Skier

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

He's my vaguely familiar.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'I don't fit where I belong.'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

The Illiterate's Club.

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."