Misfit Enthusiast Gifts

Club Class

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'