Social Misfit Enthusiast Gifts

"See, I said he didn't want to shake hands!"

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

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"I don't think this guy is even remotely capable of getting a clue."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

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'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

Social Agonies.

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

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