Misfit Admirer Gifts

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'He's on the artistic spectrum.'

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"He gets easily abstracted."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Magician Playing Golf.

Alligator Bars

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Walter The Sea Monster

"It's a human hand!"

Joke Shop and Novelties

'That's what I call magical magic!'