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'He's on the artistic spectrum.'

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

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'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Magic Tricks

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Magician Playing Golf.

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

Alligator Bars

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Paul Daniels.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Walter The Sea Monster