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A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."