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The Island of Misfit Pants

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

He's my vaguely familiar.

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

The Illiterate's Club.

'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'

Fortune teller in smoking section.