Misfit Maverick Gifts

The Island of Misfit Pants

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

The Illiterate's Club.

Authentic American Diner: 'Jello, ah said jello!'

'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'