Mischievous Maverick Gifts

'What did we say about body language?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Misery lit...

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'We were mud wrestling.'

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"I'm just messing with you."

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'Mm,,,warm laundry'