Mischievous Creator Gifts

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

HisssssHerssss....

Watch for Children.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield