Mischievous Creator Gifts

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Law Books

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Watch for Children.

HisssssHerssss....

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'