Mischievous Artist Gifts

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Bird draws a snake.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."