Mischievous Music Lover Gifts

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Misery lit...

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

Velocirappers

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'He's got a really big sound.'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

HMS Pinafore

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

"Can I jam with you guys?"

'I wish my husband was really hot.'

'What did we say about body language?'

'There's a grand in it for you if you let it slide.'

French Horn