Mischievous Humor Lover Gifts

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A thief steals a heart

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'They say that six is the new four.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Boy teasing a guard

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

Catching an angel...

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

Thoughtful Dog