Mischievous Humor Lover Pillows

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

A thief steals a heart

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'They say that six is the new four.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Boy teasing a guard

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"Her name's Snuggles."

Catching an angel...

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Thoughtful Dog

Brown Water Rafting.