Mischievous Story Lover Pillows

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Law Books

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"Her name's Snuggles."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Thoughtful Dog

Catching an angel...

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

Brown Water Rafting.

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.