Mischievous Story Lover Pillows

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Law Books

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"What have you done with her this time?"

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

Thoughtful Dog

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Catching an angel...

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

Brown Water Rafting.

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'