Mischievous Readers Pillows

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

A pony throws its rider.

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Misery lit...

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Law Books

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

HisssssHerssss....

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Boy teasing a guard

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

Catching an angel...

A pickpocket reaches through a statue in an art gallery.

'We are sentencing you to eight consecutive life sentences, which gives you one more chance to enter society as a decent feline.'