Mischievous Storyteller Pillows

'Watch out, these darn kids are coming this way with a salt shaker again...'

Catching an angel...

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Hog Futures

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Centaur falls in love.

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Misery lit...