Mischievous Thinker Pillows

Killing Santa

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Misery lit...

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Law Books

Children playing in a library

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

HisssssHerssss....

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"