Mischievous Learner Pillows

"I'm kind of a teacher's pet. I'm always in her doghouse."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Young Galileo

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

First Piano Lesson

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Global Education

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'...Or not.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Misery lit...

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Children playing in a library

School boy

Mandela effect

Killing Santa

Law Books

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."