Curious Learner Pillows

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'

'...Or not.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Mandela effect

First Piano Lesson

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Global Education

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

School boy

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

Book-trap.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Young Galileo

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"The 'weird snake thing' you're seeing is one of your hairs, Harold."

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

Wildlife

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."