Curious Learner Mugs

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'

'How come the History Channel is so interesting and my history class is not?'

'...Or not.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Mandela effect

First Piano Lesson

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Global Education

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

School boy

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

Book-trap.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Young Galileo

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"The 'weird snake thing' you're seeing is one of your hairs, Harold."

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

Wildlife

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"