Mischievous Teenager Pillows

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Pants Uglifier!

'Awesome!'

Misery lit...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Law Books

'We were mud wrestling.'

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'