Young Mischievous Mind Pillows

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Monkey Business

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"I'm just messing with you."

HisssssHerssss....

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.