Young Mischievous Mind Gifts

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

Children playing in a library

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Watch for Children.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

HisssssHerssss....

"I'm just messing with you."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"