Mischievous Intellectual Gifts

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Monkey Business

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Misery lit...

Children playing in a library

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

Law Books

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'