Mischievous Scientist Gifts

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.