Quirky Scientist Gifts

Library Scientists.

"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."

Platelets

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'You've got to buy a centrifuge for these hematocrits, Doctor!...

'He doesn't deserve this! It was a complete fluke! Just a freak lab-accident with some firefly DNA and suddenly it's like the sun shines out of his backside!'

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

Scientist.

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Pavlov's Cat

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

"Please, George...not here!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"Guess who?"

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Designer Drugs

Novox Genlab - 'Stop!' scientist chases after four legged chicken.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Love Potion Rushed to the Patents Office.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

Levitate

"Don't bother, there here."

Scientific Models Auditions

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Catch this!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"How many miles per winding?"

The Other day in virology....

Please Wait To Be Evolved - Thank You.