Quirky Scientist Admirer Gifts

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Lost our grant...please help."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Frankenstein egg.

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"