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"Lost our grant...please help."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

No Swimming Allowed

Frankenstein egg.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'