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'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

larson you're a genius

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.