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"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."

Platelets

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'He doesn't deserve this! It was a complete fluke! Just a freak lab-accident with some firefly DNA and suddenly it's like the sun shines out of his backside!'

'You've got to buy a centrifuge for these hematocrits, Doctor!...

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

Pavlov's Cat

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Novox Genlab - 'Stop!' scientist chases after four legged chicken.

Designer Drugs

Love Potion Rushed to the Patents Office.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Guess who?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Please, George...not here!"

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Levitate

"Don't bother, there here."

Scientific Models Auditions

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Catch this!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"How many miles per winding?"

The Other day in virology....

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."