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Before the linear accelerator.

'It's some reporter from 'News of the Weird'.'

'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Distractions Of The Great

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."