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'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"We're pretty sure he falsifies the results, but he does it beautifully."

Fire Brain

"I want to keep it."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Well, son, I'm proud of you. Getting your fifty centimetre swimming certificate is some achievement."

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Frankenstein egg.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."