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Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Fly Football

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Antler Buzzers.

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'